“Fauxhawk lives in mortal fear of dancing and I am a complete spaz, so I had to talk him through a series of awkward white person moves while everyone gathered around us. It was like watching a Stevie Wonder impersonator drag a corpse around the dance floor.“
– From What Possessed Me’s most recent wedding recap post.
Yes. This is going to be our first dance exactly. Now that I have accepted that, perhaps I can embrace it with open arms. FUCK YEAH, WE ARE GOING TO BE TERRIBLE.
OHMAHGAH! Hahaha… wrong and awesome all at once.
As long as you can manage to walk away from the dance with all ten of your toes and smiles on your faces, you win.
Dave and I called ours the ‘7th grade clutch and shuffle’. We also picked a song that was barely 90 seconds long, too. We owned our strengths on the dance floor. 🙂
Yes! I call this the Jr High Shuffle and we are totally going to rock our shuffle. Because I am NOT going to find time or money for awkward dance lessons in the month before the wedding. And I don’t need one more pressure (will I tangle my feet? wont I? Because I probably will). I just want to cling to him and get it over with.
BWAHAHA! I have been told that I dance like Elaine Benis from Seinfeld: it’s like watching a full body dry heave set to music. Tony claims he can’t dance anymore because he has vertigo, but I think he is just afraid that I’m going to simultaneously step on his foot, knee him in the groin and elbow him in the eye.
We’re rocking a pinata. At least for the pinata, the blindfold excuses the lack of coordination.
one of the reasons why we did a resto reception… we both can dance for shiz 😛
best thing ever! We just do not care when we dance at all which leads people watching us to make comments like ‘you look like you were having fun’
Do you/anyone else fantasize about choreographing some ill dance…like, you somehow manage to round up a few willing souls and you’re all much more fit than real life, and you put together some brilliant routine with fanfuckingtastic costumes and people whoop and holler at you? Kind of like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CbpZr45rso
I do. Like right now. I’m at work at toats watching ABDC on youtube pretending it’s really my man, me, and my friends doing those sick dance moves.
Did I mention that when we went to see The Pros to hire a DJ they made me dance in front of people? If I wasn’t so sick of wedding planning I probably wouldn’t have hired them specifically b/c they made me embarrass myself and didn’t even give us a discount!
Our band have very strict instructions that we get 40-60 seconds on our own and then they have to make more people dance – or they have to dance themselves. Or we might stop. I think youtube has piled on the pressure to have the perfect first dance – so don’t care what anybody thinks and concentrate on being in the arms of your loved one as to step side to side.
Brilliant.
brilliance. Fiance has been requesting that we practice dancing. Not as in pay for lessons but practice in the living room. sometimes he can be so darn cute.