This is actually my grandparents. In a serious liplock. Like it isn’t even the 1950s.

There’s a special thrill in getting into someone’s pants for the first time. It’s like going to a wild ‘n crazy party every single night: For a while it’s a blast, but then you gradually come to realize that the exact same people are there each time and that they’re just drunk and wearing funny hats.*

You know, they say marriage kills and buries the romance dead. Maybe that’s true. Maybe that’s true if you don’t work at it. Yeah, romance is work. I said it. All good things require effort, after all.

Homework assignment: Find a person of your choice and make out with them like you mean it.**

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* Yeah, I don’t know where I was going with that metaphor either.

** I cannot be held responsible if it goes any farther than this.