I’m tired of the internet. No, scratch that. I’m tired of looking at weddings on the internet. Lately it seems like every “real wedding” post I read kicks off with the same breathlessly gushy introduction about how this wedding is simply so sweet and airy it will just make you want to grin so hard your cheeks will hurt, and your toes will feel fluttery and you’ll want to do a little dance and shout “yay!” And I have to fight the urge to roll my eyes so hard they shoot out of their sockets.

I know. I’m a bitter, heartless, unsentimental bastard.

Here’s something else I want to know: Why is everything on the internet so perfect and twee? I click one link, and it is like “Look! Look at this cute thing! You know you want this cute thing so bad you could just keel over and DIE!!” And I click away and onto the next, and all of a sudden it’s “THING THING THING! CUTE CUTE CUTE!” all up in my face.

I am tired, tired, tired.

All this stuff is just stuff. Stuff that will be forgotten or sold or sent to a landfill.* I can’t muster the energy to care about it so. Damn. Hard.

Finally, I just want to say a big special EFF YOU to all those impeccably designed invitation suites out there. Seriously. You know who you are.

Well, that’s our show for today! Thank you. Thanks for comin’ out, folks! Have a safe drive home. I’ll be here all week.

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* Davanie of A Paler Shade of White posted about stuff a couple weeks ago, and it’s been kicking around in my head ever since. Where does it come from? Where will it end up? Can I repurpose most of the stuff I use for the wedding? The stuff I use for my life? Go read if you haven’t.