Scene: Bar. A girlfriend of one of the beau’s teammates is asking me about all the wedding details. We have covered date and venue and are discussing after-party.
Me: “… So, I think the after-party is when I’ll really cut loose and do most of my celebrating.”
Girl: “Well, it would also be nice to consummate on the night of the wedding.”
Me: “Um.” (blinks rapidly)
Girl: *stares intently*
Me: “…” (takes long, deep swig of drink)
Girl: *stares intently*
Me: “Well… yes! Yes, that would be nice, wouldn’t it. Ha ha.” (desperately racks brain for ways to escape conversation)
/ End scene
did she mean “get it on as husband and wife for the first time” or “get it on for the first time”? and doesn’t she realize you already live together?
I… don’t know. And I didn’t want her to clarify. If you can imagine.
Oh dear. I don’t think I would have had a response to that one.
wow. just wow.
AWKWARD