Month: September 2009

not quite just another saturday

I have a confession to make: I want to get married on the anniversary of a national disaster. If I had it my way, I’d get married next year on October 9, but this isn’t Burger King. And this goes way beyond just me, too. It’s a...

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we’re not dead yet, but we ARE stuffed

Wow. So the bridal expo was, surprisingly, not as painful as we’d anticipated. You know what else I hadn’t anticipated? Free food and drinks. One of the first vendors we stumbled across happened to be a bartender....

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texts from the boy

beau: “Did you see that earl warren (showgrounds) has a bridal expo this sunday? Makes me wonder if they have deals and want to vomit at the same time.” me: “Oh jesus, i feel like we should get drunk and...

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dear wedding venue

Thank you for offering up your facility as a place my beau and I might hold our wedding. It has come to my attention, however, that perhaps your website is not realizing its full potential. As someone who has perused, by my own...

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